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Flaviar Grows First Booze Tree, Science Baffled

 
PUBLISHED IN flaviar, april's fools
Money doesn’t grow on trees, they say, but nobody said anything about bottles. The top-secret R&D department of Flaviar has been working tirelessly on engineering a plant that would produce fresh bottles of fine Spirits.

After years of trial, error and even creating a bottle that grows trees, we finally did it. We’ve created the dramberry tree, or Dramus Domestica Flaviaris, in Latin.
 
The tree is a hybrid of an appletree and a specially-designed military-grade Tasting Box. We’ve designed the plant to grow various Spirits categories by careful gene manipulation, although the first tree seems to produce Flaviar Exclusives only.

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The blooming season is right now, and we’re harvesting the bottles before they’re fully ripe, so sometime in August. 
 
The inaugural harvest will be auctioned off to Flaviar Members at a special event in September, with all proceeds going into the next project: splicing human DNA with a Single Malt.

Stay tuned for more!

 

 

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