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Ron de Jeremy XO
(0.75l, 40%)
Ron de Jeremy XO Rum is BIG, bold, and full-bodied with a long, satisfying finish … Boom-chicka-wahwah… a boom-chicka-wahwah!
Queue the wah-wah rhythm guitar and raunchy saxophone music, it’s time to introduce you to Ron de Jeremy Rums. Boom-chicka-wahwah… a boom-chicka-wahwah! Yes, that’s right. Ron de Jeremy Rums are presented by semi-celebrity… ahem, “frontman” and porn legend, Mr. Ron Jeremy. And the puns just seem to write themselves. Their tag line is, “Long Smooth Taste.” Yep. Now, all of the fun and frivolity is great, but we need to say that this is a serious line of quality Rums. Really… it is not just all marketing spin.
OK, OK… there is more than enough marketing spin here, but we are talking about real premium Rum sourced from across the Caribbean and blended by the legendary Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez Perez. And they have amassed an impressive number of awards to prove it. Ron de Jeremy is a brand of… ahem, “One Eye Spirits” who was founded by a pair of ex ad-men whose stated goal is to “bring spirits brands and pop culture together.” We say mission accomplished. They also produce super-premium Origenes Rum, all blended by Don Pancho himself.
Psssst! Hey buddy! Have we got something to show you and it’s for adults only! It’s BIG, bold, and full-bodied with a long, satisfying finish. We are talking about … Ron de Jeremy XO Rum. Sure, you could choose some flavored sugar-water marketed to frat boys, but that’s like dating the girl with a “good personality.” Do you want real excitement? Do you want real passion? Do you want us to really stop with the innuendo and start talking about the Rum? OK …
Once you cut through all of the ad-hype, what you have left here is a real XO blended from only the best rums from Barbados, Trinidad, and Guyana. It is aged 15 years in ex-Bourbon casks—that’s got to be at least 21 in Caribbean-years, so totally legal, right? The surprising thing is that… ahem, in the end, once you cut through all the marketing and humor, this is a really good XXXO Rum that belongs on the top shelf right up against the high-dollar brands.
Queue the wah-wah rhythm guitar and raunchy saxophone music, it’s time to introduce you to Ron de Jeremy Rums. Boom-chicka-wahwah… a boom-chicka-wahwah! Yes, that’s right. Ron de Jeremy Rums are presented by semi-celebrity… ahem, “frontman” and porn legend, Mr. Ron Jeremy. And the puns just seem to write themselves. Their tag line is, “Long Smooth Taste.” Yep. Now, all of the fun and frivolity is great, but we need to say that this is a serious line of quality Rums. Really… it is not just all marketing spin.
OK, OK… there is more than enough marketing spin here, but we are talking about real premium Rum sourced from across the Caribbean and blended by the legendary Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez Perez. And they have amassed an impressive number of awards to prove it. Ron de Jeremy is a brand of… ahem, “One Eye Spirits” who was founded by a pair of ex ad-men whose stated goal is to “bring spirits brands and pop culture together.” We say mission accomplished. They also produce super-premium Origenes Rum, all blended by Don Pancho himself.
Psssst! Hey buddy! Have we got something to show you and it’s for adults only! It’s BIG, bold, and full-bodied with a long, satisfying finish. We are talking about … Ron de Jeremy XO Rum. Sure, you could choose some flavored sugar-water marketed to frat boys, but that’s like dating the girl with a “good personality.” Do you want real excitement? Do you want real passion? Do you want us to really stop with the innuendo and start talking about the Rum? OK …
Once you cut through all of the ad-hype, what you have left here is a real XO blended from only the best rums from Barbados, Trinidad, and Guyana. It is aged 15 years in ex-Bourbon casks—that’s got to be at least 21 in Caribbean-years, so totally legal, right? The surprising thing is that… ahem, in the end, once you cut through all the marketing and humor, this is a really good XXXO Rum that belongs on the top shelf right up against the high-dollar brands.
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Category
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StyleDark Rum
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RegionPanama
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CountryPanama
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Alcohol40%
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DistilleryAlcoholes y Rones de Panama
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Age
Flavor Spiral™
About The Flavor Spiral
tropical
cherry
vanilla
dried fruit
spicy
phenols
cinnamon
oak
sweet
What does Ron de Jeremy XO taste like?
The Flavor Spiral™ shows the most common flavors that you'll taste in Ron de Jeremy XO and gives you a chance to have a taste of it before actually tasting it.
We invented Flavor Spiral™ here at Flaviar to get all your senses involved in tasting drinks and, frankly, because we think that classic tasting notes are boring.
The Flavor Spiral™ shows the most common flavors that you'll taste in Ron de Jeremy XO and gives you a chance to have a taste of it before actually tasting it.
We invented Flavor Spiral™ here at Flaviar to get all your senses involved in tasting drinks and, frankly, because we think that classic tasting notes are boring.
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Corner
Corner
A little bit of etymology; nobody really knows where the word Rum comes from. Most popular suggestions are: Rum (the Romani word for potent), Rumbullion (an uproar), Saccharum (sugar in Latin), Rummer (a Dutch drinking glass).
Tasting Notes
Appearance / Color
Dark Amber
Nose / Aroma / Smell
Tropical fruit, baking spices, and vanilla oak.
Flavor / Taste / Palate
Perfect sweetness, with dried cherries and more baking spices.
Finish
Wow … it really is long and smooth … seriously …
Flavour spiral
Tropical, cherry, dried fruit, vanilla, oak, spicy, phenols, sweet, cinnamon.
Flavour spiral
Tropical, cherry, dried fruit, vanilla, oak, spicy, phenols, sweet, cinnamon.
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Ratings & Reviews
Ross,
Aromas are wonderful, everything else...not so much. Limited flavor...sweet heat...done. not much of a finish. Least favorite of the samples.
Dmitriy,
The notes of cherry are dominant. Very pleasant but not complex.
Aaron,
Surprisingly good, excellent with a little ice in front of the fire on a cold November evening
Andriy,
Boom chicka waka... one-time porno ;) means it’s good black rum but do not plan to purchase it separately..
Mattias,
Smooth. Would have like if it had a more rich taste.
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