Ron de Jeremy XO Rum is BIG, bold, and full-bodied with a long, satisfying finish… Boom-chicka-wahwah… a boom-chicka-wahwah!
Queue the wah-wah rhythm guitar and raunchy saxophone music, it’s time to introduce you to Ron de Jeremy Rums. Boom-chicka-wahwah… a boom-chicka-wahwah! Yes, that’s right. Ron de Jeremy Rums are presented by semi-celebrity… ahem, "frontman" and porn legend, Mr. Ron Jeremy. And the puns just seem to write themselves. Their tag line is, "Long Smooth Taste." Yep. Now, all of the fun and frivolity is great, but we need to say that this is a serious line of quality Rums. Really… it is not just all marketing spin.
OK, OK… there is more than enough marketing spin here, but we are talking about real premium Rum sourced from across the Caribbean and blended by the legendary Francisco "Don Pancho" Fernandez Perez. And they have amassed an impressive number of awards to prove it. Ron de Jeremy is a brand of… ahem, "One Eye Spirits" who was founded by a pair of ex ad-men whose stated goal is to "bring spirits brands and pop culture together." We say mission accomplished. They also produce super-premium Origenes Rum, all blended by Don Pancho himself.
Psssst! Hey buddy! Have we got something to show you and it’s for adults only! It’s BIG, bold, and full-bodied with a long, satisfying finish. We are talking about… Ron de Jeremy XO Rum. Sure, you could choose some flavored sugar-water marketed to frat boys, but that’s like dating the girl with a "good personality." Do you want real excitement? Do you want real passion? Do you want us to really stop with the innuendo and start talking about the Rum? OK…
Once you cut through all of the ad-hype, what you have left here is a real XO blended from only the best rums from Barbados, Trinidad, and Guyana. It is aged 15 years in ex-Bourbon casks — that’s got to be at least 21 in Caribbean-years, so totally legal, right? The surprising thing is that… ahem, in the end, once you cut through all the marketing and humor, this is a really good XXXO Rumthat belongs on the top shelf right up against the high-dollar brands.
The Flavor Spiral™ shows the most common flavors that you'll taste in Ron de Jeremy XO and gives you a chance to have a taste of it before actually tasting it.
We invented Flavor Spiral™ here at Flaviar to get all your senses involved in tasting drinks and, frankly, because we think that classic tasting notes are boring.
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Smartass Corner
Rum is why we measure alcohol proof. To make sure Rum wasn’t watered down, it had to be ‘proven’ by soaking gunpowder with it. If it was ‘overproof’ (higher than 57.15 % vol.), then the gunpowder would ignite, but if it wouldn’t, it was ‘underproof.’
excellent flavors, a fruitful/citrus front end with some peppery spice on the backend.
Jeff,
Spicy and harsh
Tharon,
This was our family's favorite of the "Game of Rums" tasting box. It had the longest finish of the three and wasn't cloyingly sweet. Lots of vanilla at first, but more spicy and oaky on the finish. Really well balanced and lots of fun (except for having to explain to my daughter-in-law who Ron Jeremy was ;->).
David,
Decent as a sipper and good as a mixer as well. I would say a good middle-of-the-road rum. Vanilla, honey and mild savory notes. Medium finish.
Jarad,
Good balanced dark rum. Distinct cherry flavor, vanilla, a little smoky, all without being cloying. I enjoyed this rum.
Joe,
Well well well Mr Jeremy knocked this one out of the park. What an impressive smooth Spirit. A multitude of flavors on the front, mid, and back palates. Amazing!!
Andrea,
Smoky with a honey aftertaste, hint of licorice. Very nice and recommend! Love the black designed bottle
James,
Really nice, good rum for whiskey drinker
Jed,
It’s pretty good
Kori,
Really solid. Brown sugar.
Craig,
Good flavor, did't taste the tropical notes. Seemed a little thin and not much for sweetness.
Charles,
Somewhat surprised with this one. My expectations weren’t very high, but it’s pretty good. It’s not particularly complex, but there aren’t really any off flavors. The finish is pleasant with very little burn. It has a nice bit of spiciest with just a hint of cherry. I don’t think I will buy as a bottle, but it’s definitely worth drinking.
Georgios,
Sour taste and not very complex. The aroma is light and the aftertaste is not really clear.
Aaron,
Smooth and easy to drink, not overly bold or complex in my opinion, but worth drinking
Stephanie,
Husband liked this one. Smooth enough to drink straight. Great with a mixer too. Good flavors with nothing over powering.
Nicole,
Smooth. Sweet. Light aroma. Of the three in the tasting box I would rate this as #2!
Viyan,
excellent overall, enjoyed the sweetness, slight chemical aftertaste but otherwise excellent neat
Britney,
This one was just ok. Nice flavor but quite a bit of a burn. Glad I tried it but probably wouldn’t buy it.
Antti,
It is an average 'aged Rum' that has an aromatic birth; while a rich life leads to a long death. Avoid the head ache with Starr African Rum for cherry lovers or Bumbu for those that love the brown sugar!
Ross,
Aromas are wonderful, everything else...not so much. Limited flavor...sweet heat...done. not much of a finish. Least favorite of the samples.
Dmitriy,
The notes of cherry are dominant. Very pleasant but not complex.
Aaron,
Surprisingly good, excellent with a little ice in front of the fire on a cold November evening
Andriy,
Boom chicka waka... one-time porno ;) means it’s good black rum but do not plan to purchase it separately..
Mattias,
Smooth. Would have like if it had a more rich taste.
Thomas,
Hard to define flavor profile with a certain spicyness, not too sweet and quite boozy, didn't impress me too much.
Morgan,
Dry and musty on the smell, smooth and sweet baking spices. Not a bad rum for something banking on "The Hedgehog."
Thomas,
More love it than like it :)
Andreas,
Good :)
Eric,
Lots of flavors, but they’re subtle and not overwhelming. Very nice.
Matt,
Better than the average rum. Sweet and goes down smooth. Certainly would be good mixed or straight.
Rob,
Awesome rum in my opinion
Marguerite,
Not that good of a rum, sweet but with a weird amount of spicyness, also too much ethanol
Chris,
Not bad, just preference leans elsewhere. Had on the rocks, maybe more of a mixed drink rum.
Paul,
I was skeptical of a Ron Jeremy rum, but here I am giving this an 8...smooth, tastes like a mai tai in itself. Nice finish too. Balanced but rich.
Iztok,
Sweet. Great flavor ... it is a crowd pleaser...
Richard,
Strong alcohol smell. Not as smooth as other rums I enjoy. definitely not my favorite and I wouldn’t buy it again.
Elizabeth,
Very smooth, easy to drink, and the flavor is fantastic. Definitely worth the purchase.
Mathias,
Delicious taste of tropical fruit and vanilla oak, I love it
Corey,
Tropical flavors and cherry. I like it
Deborah,
Smooth. Scotch-like. Perfect balance of sweet and spice going down.
Eric,
Better than expected. The wonders you get in a tasting box!
Andrew,
The product is way classier and more authentic than expected. One should not judge a bottle by its label.
Jordan,
Coming in from Bourbon and Scotch, I was new to rum. Got this in the Game of Rums pack, and it was by far my favorite. I didn't realize it was "that" Jeremy until I looked it up on the site.
Dan,
Very nice flavor...loved the honey notes.
Alasdair,
More complex than expected
Rob,
The sweetest most amazing rum I have ever tasted
Magnus,
A very strong smell of spirits, but smoother in flavour than the smell hints of. Quite good, but a bit too sweet and bland for my taste.
guest,
Highly recommend this, a great sipping rum
Chris,
Really good
Eric,
This one blew me away. Incredibly smooth and very well balanced. Great for sipping.
Benjamin,
Very smooth, no burn at all!
Patrick,
Very smooth, but i just don't seem to like rum
Edwin,
One of the best Rums I've tasted. Great combo of spicy and sweet the finish lingers nicely. I'll be purchasing, soon....
Dan,
Spicy but not TOO! Very nice. I would agree with the flavor spiral except not sure about it mostly having tropical notes?
RonDeJeremySpirits,
Thank you to all of you who enjoyed it.
Joseph,
Great rum but has a slight acetone flavor at the end.
Ernest,
Out of all the sipping rums I've tasted this is the BEST! Not too sweet, but very pleasantly sweet. Not too spicy, but it has character. I have changed to a new best of the best and this is it!
Hans,
Meh
Wesley,
Kind of vanilla coke-ish with some cherry.
guest,
This is a good one...👍🏻
Tom,
Very smooth almost creamy rum. Excellent with some chocolate.
Jonas,
Not what you look for in an aged rum
guest,
Porno Stuff, i like 👍🏻
Lesley,
Very Nice rum
Taj,
This is an excellent rum
Ziga,
Very drinkable and sweet rum. One of the best tasting rums out there.
Peter,
Nice creamy rum.
Matija,
impressed how much adultiness can xo show, comparing to its younger brother (7yo)
Mitja,
Wow. Best rum. Smells like the classic jeremy, but tastes much better. Creamy