Which brands do you always need to prefix with ‘the’?Title hungry Whisky names include The Famous Grouse, The Balvenie, The Arran Malt and The Ileach.
Meanwhile blends include The Antiquary, The Last Drop and The Hive. We have no idea why, but we’re assured they aren’t compensating.
Why are there so many Glens in the name of Scotch brands?While it would be tempting to tell you that Glen is a Scottish prefix meaning cracking stuff, it actually translates to valley. Seeing as the Gaelic, and original, name for Whisky is uisege beatha or water of life, it makes sense to name the nectar after its natural supply.
However, rather rivers, Glenmorangie refers to the glen of tranquility which is the Morangie Forest and Glen Garioch derives its name from the rich barley growing meadows surrounding the distillery.
Which Whisky names am I likely to pronounce wrong?Coal Ila is pronounced Cool-ay-la. Glenfiddich is pronounced Glen-fid-ik. Smirk away. Laphroaig is pronounced La-froyg and tounge-twisting Bruichladdich is Brook-lad-dee.
Finally, for extra brownie points, the prolific Whisky region Islay is pronounced Eye-la.
Why do Isle of Jura Whiskies have such mysterious names?Jura’s Elixir, Superstition and Prophecy Whiskies each have a tale as enigmatic as their titles.
Of course this came true when, in 1938 Charles Campbell, blind in one eye from the Great War, led his white horse to the old pier for the last time. Jura revels in stories such as these, hence Prophecy Whisky was born.
Meanwhile, Elixir bears its name because the waters of Jura are believed to possess mystical qualities thanks to a blessing by St Columba nearly 1,500 years ago. An ancient gravestone near the distillery attests that one local man enjoyed 180 Christmases in his home.
Can you tell by the name of a Whisky if it’s a single malt or a blend?Not necessarily, but the chances are if it’s a single malt then the distillery will want to shout about it and make the suffix quickly clear. It will always say somewhere on the bottle whether a Whisky is single malt or blended, but there’s no hidden code you need to crack.
Are there any wild cards?Mortlach might seem like a bit of a wild card of a name, as the distillery is based in Dufftown, but Mortlach is actually the original name! James Duff, Earl of Fife, changed the town’s title in favour of his family...because apparently an Earldom wasn’t enough.
Now that you’re fluent in Gaelic, you probably deserve a Scotch.