The Margarita

The formula is simple:
→ 2 parts Silver Tequila
→ 1 part lime juice (fresh lime juice, don’t even bother with that stuff out of a can or plastic lime)
→ 1 part Cointreau or, if you’re cheap and can’t find Cointreau, Triple Sec
The execution offers three paths: blended, up or over. If you want a Margarita Frappe, excuse me, a blended Margarita, then throw all the above ingredients and ice into a blender and hit the button. Cover a plate in salt, run a sliced lime around the rim of your glass (ideally a margarita glass), then upend the glass into the salt so that all parts of the rim touch it simultaneously. Pour blender contents into the glass and Voila! You have an alcoholic smoothie!
If you want a Margarita on the rocks pour the cocktail ingredients into a shaker already full of ice, stir with a cocktail spoon or whatever tool you have handy for 15 seconds.
If you want it up then rim a martini glass with salt as above and strain the Margarita into the glass.
If you want it over, rim a tumbler glass with salt as above, fill with ice and strain the Margarita over the ice.

Here’s a standard recipe that you can rename according to your favorite movie, location, saying, or association
→ 45 ml (1.5 oz) Reposado Tequila
→ 15 ml (.5 oz) Sweet vermouth
→ 15 ml (.5 oz) Cynar, Amer Picon or another bitter liquor. You can substitute a few splashes of angostura bitters if you’re in a pinch.
→ 15 ml (.5 oz) Maraschino cherry liqueur
→ Orange peel for garnish
Pour all ingredients except orange peel in a cocktail shaker over ice. Stir with a cocktail spoon for 15 seconds, strain into a coupe or martini glass. Garnish with orange peel.

→ 1 tablespoon agave syrup or simple syrup
→ 4 dashes angostura bitters
→ 2 dashes orange bitters
→ 60 ml (2 oz) Anejo Tequila
→ Lime peel for garnish
Pour all ingredients except the lime peel into a cocktail shaker over ice. Stir with a cocktail spoon for 15 seconds. Strain into a tumbler glass that already has a few ice cubes. Garnish with lime peel.

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For the record it’s basically a Margarita with orange juice and grenadine:
→ 45 ml (1.5 oz) Blanco Tequila
→ 90 ml (3 oz) orange juice
→ 15 ml (.5 oz) grenadine
Pour Tequila and orange juice into a shaker with ice. Shake for 15 seconds and strain into a martini glass. Pour grenadine into the glass and let it settle into a layer on the bottom so that it looks kind of like a sunrise over the ocean.

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